Complaints and Puppy Memories

My parents are thinking about getting another dog in the not-too-terribly-distant future. Even though I say not-too-terribly-distant, it will still happen far enough into the future that I won't be living at home anymore. This is annoying, as I have been asking if we can get another dog for years. They say that they want to get a puppy, which obviously makes it even worse, as puppies are super cute. 

I remember when Zuzu was a puppy. She was pretty cute, although she chewed everything. Nothing was safe. Our boot bench still has teeth marks and wooden chunks missing from it. The worst was when she chewed off the eyes of a stuffed dog belonging to my seven year old sister, Anna. Anna cried for days over her mutilated stuffed animal. 

I guess one plus of not getting to live with the new puppy is that my stuff will not be chewed up.